Patrick wears home-made distressed Levi's. They look dirty but I'm giving the benefit of the doubt because I do not know this man. I do know the type. What a head of hair he's got! You do not need to speak well or teach well to be a professor. You do not need to be in shape or possessing of supreme fashion sense.
But Prof Great-Hair, you lazy bastard, you! You embody your career. I assume you are smarter than you let on. Smart and well read. Your sensible shoes become you. If I should creep on you and find your number, would you answer? Your phone is leather-bound and on your hip - just in case, I wonder.
He laughs. Our eyes connect. I picture him as a mall Santa and that, too, is fitting.